Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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