All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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