i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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