So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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