i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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