I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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