It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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