Your mouth is God's brothel.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There's always time for handjobs
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
this hospital has no fireball
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
This is my life. Enjoy the view
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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