Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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