Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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