I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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