Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
"it" just moved
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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