The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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