so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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