She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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