just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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