he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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