p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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