BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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