I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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