i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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