I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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