Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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