Nicole vs. Life
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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