I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
love makes seman taste better
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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