Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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