this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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