Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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