Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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