If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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