i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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