I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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