After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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