im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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