it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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