Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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