I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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