Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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