it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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