Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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