Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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