My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
smell my finger.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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