How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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