Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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