Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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