May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
