Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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