You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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