All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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