Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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